King
Mango Press Release
King
Mango Strut Entry Form HERE!
Despite rumors of its demise, the 28th King Mango Strut is alive
and struttin!
On Sunday, December 27th at 2pm, King
Mango Strut will unleash its own version of the stimulus package
in the streets of downtown Coconut Grove.
The King Mango Strut, the true Public
Option Plan, has been serving South Florida with quality satirical
care for 27 years. With no deductible, no copay, no referrals
require, all you need to do to sign up for America's premier mental
health care parade to bring your funniest idea and be willing
to strut your stuff. There is no exclusion for pre-existing conditions
and no one cares if you are in-network or out-of-network. Let
The King Mango Strut be your primary laughter service provider
committed to levity and healing our national recession crisis
of humorously-challenged outlooks.
Tuesday, December 8th at 7pm Meeting
at Greenstreet Cafe, King Mango Strut will hold a Special Election
for Grand Marshal. With Governor Crist declining to appoint the
grand marshal, a special election has been called by the surviving
quorum. Reached at a local tanning salon, Gov. Crist said, "I
only appoint seats that I intend to hold in the future. Grand
marshal? City commissioner? Let the people decide." Nominations
summited to date: Jimbo Luznar from the world's famous Jimbo's
Shrimp Shack in Virginia Key, Norman Braman, who fought the Marlin's
Stadium, and King Mango Strut Co-founder, Glenn Terry.
Wednesday, December 9th at 7pm Kick-Off
Party at Greenstreet Cafe. We will announce the Grand Marshal.
Happy Hour drink prices all night long. Tobacco Road's DJ Oski
will keep the Mangoheads dancing into the night. This is the party
to crash!
GreenSreet Cafe is at 3468 Main Highway
(corner of Main Highway and Commodore Plaza) Coconut Grove, 33133
(305) 444-0244.
So come on out to party with the Mangoheads
and get your strut on. Once you strut your stuff, you never go
back to being a spectator. If you have a group and a funny plan
- great! If you want to participate but don't know what to do,
don't worry, the wacky Mangoheads will give you something nutty
to do.
The King Mango Strut is the most fun
event Miami has to offer, full of irreverent, creative and wacky
people and lots of opportunity to make fun of everything and anything.
There is no better place for strutting than in Miami. It provides
more material that we could ever use. As creative as we are, even
we couldn't come up with some of this stuff.
For additional information call: 305.
401.1171
e-mail: abaldwin@insomnic.net
King
Mango Strut Entry Form HERE!
If you’ve been following
the news you probably have a good idea of the people, places,
and, politics that have perplexed, peeved, and, perpetuated the
insanity of the past year.
Watch it all come to life
on the streets of Coconut Grove, Sunday, December 27th at 2:00
p.m. at the 28th Annual King Mango Strut Parade. Dance the Mangobama
at the craziest parody parade this side of the Universe.