The Next King Mango Strut Meeting will be held Tuesday, November 12, 2013 @ 7pm Bice 3015 Grand Ave., (inside Cocowalk, interior dining room) Coconut Grove, FL 33133 Two for one drinks; $4.99 appetizer specials; limited free pizza Come join us for our next meeting of the Mangoheads & Mangominds. We can't wait to poke fun at any and everything, satirizing the people and events that made news during the year. Put the word out to your friends, family and anyone who you think would want to join the Mango Madness! A CHANCE FOR SOME STUFF DRAWING & SILENT AUCTION Tuesday, December 10, 2013, 7:00 p.m. COCONUT GROVE SAILING CLUB 2990 S. Bayshore Dr., Coconut Grove (by Peacock Park) Grand Prize: 8 Day Star Clippers Caribbean Cruise for 2 - Drawing @ 8pm - PLUS: Dozens & Dozens of Stuff!!! A Silent Auction will have Awesome Stuff, too!!! Kevin Hurley (a Grove Legend) will perform with his special blend of music! Food for sale will make it a festive time, too! Some Group Ideas 1. Pope’s resignation: One person (Pope costume available) carrying a sign “TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT.” Can be named Pope Pourri. 2. Legalized pot in WA and CO 3. Kate and Williams’ new baby George 4. Stand you ground law; failure of gun control; NRA Magnet School – teacher’s carrying weapons 5. Politicians guilty of sexual harassment, e.g., Mayor Bob Filner of San Diego 6. Anthony Weiner “Sexting” Scandal; aka Carlos Danger 7. Wikeleaks perpetrator, Bradley Manning, wants to become “Chelsea” Manning, while in prison, on the taxpayer’s money 8. Double Stuff Oreos found to have only 1.8 the amount of stuff 9. Twinkies are baaaaaaack! 10. Grove Harbor Project – Miami’s best kept secret 11. Sen. Ted Cruz reading “Green Eggs and Ham” – he’s on Cruz control – no thought necessary, puts foot in mouth 12. Toxic Miami – “Old Smokey, Blanche Park, Merrie Christmas Park; sell park naming rights to heavy metal bands to display their logos: Metallica, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Megadeth, Pantera, Motohead, Led Zeppelin, Anthrax 13. Marco Rubio with water bottle during State of Union rebuttl 14. Horsemeat found in burgers; Ikea recall of meatballs 15. Death of Hugo Chavez 16. Sequester; government shutdown 17. “Harley” Krishnas 18. Texting for seniors: ATD (at the doctors) BFF (Best friend’s funeral BYOT (bring your own teeth) CBM (covered by Medicare) DWI (drinking while incontinent), CRS (can’t remember shit), etc., etc., etc. If you would like to volunteer to help the King Mango Strut. WE NEED YOU!!! We have the opportunity to market the Strut, and to sell tickets for our main fund raiser "Chance For Some Stuff" event, both at Cocowalk and Milams. Below are the volunteer dates and hours. Please consider filling one or more of these slots, so we can maximize our effect. Please e-mail me ddcrisp@msn.com , or you can call me, Deborah Crisp, at 305-567-9802. If possible, please wear any Strut t-shirt. Sunday, Nov. 3 (during Cocowalk's Bed Race after party) 5:30 - 9:00 p.m. (or any part thereof) Saturday, Nov. 30 (during Cocowalk's Family Fun Day) 2:00 - 4:00 pm or 4:00 - 6:00 pm AT MILAMS Sat., Nov. 16 10:00 am - 1:00 pm or 1:00 - 4:00 or 4:00 - 7:00 Sun., Nov. 17 10:00 am - 1:00 pm or 1:00 - 4:00 or 4:00 - 7:00 Sat., Nov. 23 10:00 am - 1:00 pm or 1:00 - 4:00 or 4:00 - 7:00 Sun., Nov. 24 10:00 am - 1:00 pm or 1:00 - 4:00 or 4:00 - 7:00

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