The official season
of Miami's zany, always hilarious and borderline-offensive parody
of life and politics begins Tuesday in Coconut Grove, and a few
local celebrities want to make sure the 26th King Mango Strut
parade will be memorable.
Mimi Davila and Laura Di Lorenzo,
the "Chongalicious Girls" from Aventura who became local
celebrities following their spoof of the song Fergalicious, will
be grand marshals of the parade this year, joining past Mango
marshals like Janet Reno and the ashes of the late-super strutter
Wayne Brehm.
"I feel like we're perfect to
lead the parade of crazies," said Mimi, 17.
The high school seniors' YouTube.com
video Chongalicious has attracted 1.7 million views over seven
months and last May was the most requested song on WPOW-FM (96.5).
For those who don't know what a chonga
is:
Urbandictionary.com, an online slang
compendium, defines "chonga" as "a girl of Hispanic
origin, usually between the ages of 12 and 19, but sometimes as
young as 8. Primarily found in Miami (most famously, in Hialeah),
. . . She wears ridiculously large hoop earrings, large enough
to be bracelets, which are usually gold and have their name written
in them, and diamond studs high up on her ears."
Expect the girls to be made up with
a Sharpie lip-liner and in full chonga gear for the Dec. 30 parade
in downtown Coconut Grove and don't rule out a compilation with
old-school strutters, the girls say.
A.J. Nichols, a 20-year-strutter and
the star of last year's Telly Award-winning video Chubby Back
-- a spoof of Justin Timberlake's Sexy Back -- thinks the Chongalicious
Girls can bring some excitement to the parade.
"It's my hope that it will invigorate
the strutters of tomorrow," he said.
Nichols also noted that King Mango
humorists have just recently taken to posting parade skits and
clips to the Internet, a medium where the girls have shown some
savvy. Old strutters may need to take a few notes, he said.
"The time of the chonga is now,"
Nichols said.
Still, there is a bit of an age barrier
that needs to be crossed.
"I think my mom was more excited
than I was when I told her" about being grand marshal, Mimi
said.
And the girls find the idea that Nichols,
who is more than twice their age, is changing lyrics to pop songs
and posting videos on the Internet is -- appropriately -- funny.
"I thought it was funny that
other people do the same kind of stuff we do, especially older
people," said Di Lorenzo, 18.
The chonga girls are a perfect fit
for King Mango, said event organizer Antoinette Baldwin.
"They're mango heads and they
didn't even know it," Baldwin said.
The Chongalicious Girls will be on-hand
for the Mango Strut kickoff meeting Tuesday at Al Fresco Ristorante,
3138 Commodore Plaza.
This year, Baldwin said,
King Mango is taking meetings on the road. Instead of always meeting
at Tobacco Road like last year, strutters will now visit four
locations around Miami.
"We're spreading the gospel of
the strut," Baldwin said. "We're going on a revival
tour." |