The Next King Mango Strut Meeting will be held
Tuesday, December 3, 2013 @ 7pm
3324 Virginia Street
Coconut Grove, FL 33133
Happy hour drink prices
Come join us for our next meeting of the
Mangoheads & Mangominds.
We can’t wait to poke fun at any and everything,
satirizing the people and events that made news during the year.
Put the word out to your friends, family and anyone who
you think would want to join the Mango Madness!
A CHANCE FOR SOME STUFF
DRAWING & SILENT AUCTION
Tuesday, December 10, 2013, 7:00 p.m.
COCONUT GROVE SAILING CLUB
2990 S. Bayshore Dr., Coconut Grove (by Peacock Park)
8 Day Star Clippers Caribbean Cruisefor 2
-Drawing @ 8pm-
PLUS: Dozens & Dozens of Stuff!!!
A Silent Auction will have Awesome Stuff, too!!!
Kevin Hurley (a Grove Legend) will perform.
Food for sale will make it a festive time, too!
This is our Main Source for Funding the Strut.
Please Help Support the Strut and have a
Chance to Win a Prize!
(King Mango Productions, Inc. aka the King Mango Strut
is a 501(C)(3) Non-Profit so your Donation can be Tax Deductible)
Some Group Ideas
1. Pope’s resignation: One person (Pope costume available) carrying
a sign “TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT.” Can be named Pope Pourri.
2. Legalized pot in WA and CO
3. Kate and Williams’ new baby George
4. Stand you ground law; failure of gun control; NRA Magnet School – teacher’s
5. Politicians guilty of sexual harassment, e.g., Mayor Bob Filner of San Diego
6. Anthony Weiner “Sexting” Scandal; aka Carlos Danger
7. Wikeleaks perpetrator, Bradley Manning, wants to become “Chelsea” Manning,
while in prison, on the taxpayer’s money
8. Double Stuff Oreos found to have only 1.8 the amount of stuff
9. Twinkies are baaaaaaack!
10. Grove Harbor Project – Miami’s best kept secret
11. Sen. Ted Cruz reading “Green Eggs and Ham” – he’s on Cruz control – no thought
necessary, puts foot in mouth
12. Toxic Miami – “Old Smokey, Blanche Park, Merrie Christmas Park; sell park
naming rights to heavy metal bands to display their logos: Metallica, Iron Maiden,
Slayer, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Megadeth, Pantera, Motohead, Led Zeppelin,
13. Marco Rubio with water bottle during State of Union rebuttl
14. Horsemeat found in burgers; Ikea recall of meatballs
15. Death of Hugo Chavez
16. Sequester; government shutdown
17. “Harley” Krishnas
18. Texting for seniors: ATD (at the doctors) BFF (Best friend’s funeral BYOT
(bring your own teeth) CBM (covered by Medicare) DWI (drinking while incontinent),
CRS (can’t remember shit), etc., etc., etc.
19. Rob Ford - Crack-smoking Toronto Mayor
20. Bullying football players
WE NEED YOU!!!
If you would like to volunteer to help on
Sunday, December 29th, the day of the King Mango Strut
contact Mike Lucas 305-582-0955