The 33rd King Mango Strut

Sunday, December 28, 2014


Keeping the NUT in CocoNUT Grove

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e-mail: kingmangostrut@gmail.com hotline 305-582-0955

Join us at our next “disorganizational” meeting at:

The Greenstreet Café

Wednesday, Dec. 3, 2014  – 7PM

3468 Virginia Street, Coconut Grove

Happy Hour drink prices; some free snacks

HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!!!


WANT TO BE IN THE KING MANGO STRUT, BUT NEED IDEAS, or PEOPLE?
WANT TO SHARE YOUR IDEAS, OR WANT TO VOLUNTEER?

COME TO OUR NEXT DISORGAIZATIONAL MEETING

All meetings begin at 7:00 p.m.

The clock is ticking.
Get your entry forms in, and get your place in the line-up!


PARTY: Tues., Dec. 9
Coconut Grove Sailing Club, 2990 S. Bayshore Dr.

CHANCE FOR SOME STUFF & SILENT AUCTION
More than 100 great prizes and auction items!! Drawing at 8 PM

Meeting: Wed., Dec. 17
Coconut Grove Sailing Club, 2990 S. Bayshore Dr.

***** 33rd KING MANGO STRUT *****

SUNDAY, DEC. 28TH, 2 P.M., COCONUT GROVE


Presenting the 2014 King Mango Strut Poster

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GROUP IDEAS 2014

Bridgegate: Chris Christie closes George Washington Bridge
Dead celebrities: Robin Williams, Joan Rivers, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Lauran Bacall, Oscar de la Renta
Miami is #1 state in identity theft, Medicaid fraud, mortgage fraud.
White House intruder – Secret Service bungling
Italian ISIS
Miami cop arrested for DUI and drug possession
NFL – domestic abuse scandal
Scotland rejects independence (Put a guy in kilts, on a leash held by the Queen)
Chelsea Clinton’s baby Charlotte
Wal-Mart is now in the banking business
27th Ave. perpetual construction
“Fangate” – Charlie Christ’s fan at the Gubernatorial debate
Ebola Czar, Ron Klain, who has no medical background.
What happens in the elevator stays in the elevator
Drop your pants for underwearness (Depends group)
Toxic Parks
Texting, or texting for Seniors – dwi-driving while incontinent, atd-at the doctor, bff-best friend’s funeral, byot-bring your own toilet, fwiw-forgot where I was, btw-bring the wheelchair, etc.
Amal and gorgeous ladies of wrestling
Oh-Bummer (Obama)
Bride putting baby in train of wedding gown
Three boob lady, with 3 Stooges following behind (the original 3 boobs – costumes available)
Bye bye Lebron James
Climate change
Twerking
Honey Boo-Boo, Sugar Bear and Alana
Billary – Hillary and Bill
Tobacco Road closing
Fast food employees demanding higher minimum wag
Monica Lewinsky is baaaaaaaaaaaaack
Computer apps – thousands of ‘em
Malaysian Air: New reduced fares for trips to nowhere; flight attendants carrying signs.
David Beckham trying to get his soccer stadium
Street Harassment (video of girl being harassed by guys)
Gay business executives – led by Tim Cook of Apple
United States Republic of Republicans
Medical Marijuana – Don’t get high, just die
Commodore Plaza islands – narrow minds, narrow streets
South Florida proposes becoming the 51st state: Suggested state bird, buzzard; song, “Money;” flower, the dollar weed; motto, “Where flip-flopping is a way of life.”
New tolls on SR 836 and 112 – Walking toll booth, demanding tolls from the spectators. (Prop being made, for someone to use.)
Charles Manson wedding



Survivor: Miami should have been the theme of this past year’s Strut. Yet, once again, the King emerged unscathed although slightly damp. It seemed a close thing when the banana dropped, especially when you could see Mayor Regalado and Commissioner Sarnoff going over the newest Miami city government project since Grove Harbor: the Coconut Grove Ark. Yet, the rain stopped in the nick of time and allowed the Strutters and bands to perform. The crowd of dedicated Strut watchers seemed to appreciate what King Mango brought to the streets for their entertainment.. The court jesters were again out in force from the Children of the Genetically Modified Corn to our favorite clown cleaning up after the parade.

Special thanks to the Little Miss and Mr. Mangos who gamely rode the float at the beginning of the parade, smiling and waving to the crowd while being drenched. Also to our Grand Marshal Rob Ford for his gracious acceptance of the Key to the City from Mayor Regalado and the other parting gifts from well-wishers in the crowd (by the way Mayor Ford, it was flour in those baggies-this may be Miami but we do have some standards). And we would like to especially recognize our Local Celebrity Joe Donato and the Iko-Iko band. When the car carrying Mr. Donato broke down at the start of the parade, he quickly climbed aboard and joined the Iko-Iko band and together they serenaded the crowd. “The show must go on” takes on new meaning when you see such professionalism and courtesy extended with the goal of entertaining our audience.

Finally we would like to thank all those who made the Strut possible; the volunteers, performers, bands and especially the audience. Although we say that neither rain nor snow nor slime can keep King Mango from strutting, without all of you and your positive can-do attitude, keeping the NUT in Coconut Grove would have been much harder if not impossible. So, here’s to the 2013 Strut and we will be back for the 33rd Annual King Mango Strut on December 28, 2014 when once again the king will take over the streets of Coconut Grove.

On a sadder note: On Friday, December 27, a dedicated volunteer and friend of the Strut, Mike Elder passed away. Many of you knew Mike. For years he was the gatekeeper at Commodore and Grand, and last year he ran the line-up of the parade. At this year’s Strut, his widow, Jane Reilly accompanied by their sons, Buck and Mike dropped the banana to begin this year’s parade. He will be sorely missed. mike001
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MEDIA

Slideshow by professional photographer Art Seitz

You can view the entire Parade from start to finish.
http://www.artsandculturetv.com/king-mango-strut-2013-live-video-streaming-coconut-grove/
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http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/12/29/3843016/not-much-is-real-at-king-mango.html

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